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December 11, 2006 by Ravenblack
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- free clip board (available in white, blue and black)

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The beauty of this blacklist is ...
December 11, 2006 by Ravenblack
For Sale: Limited Edition "Make It Black" Blacklisting Kit

Comes with
- High quality black paper (10 sheets)
- black ink pen
- free clip board (available in white, blue and black)

Ever been blacklisted?

Now YOU too can blacklist a pesky unwanted respondent or a backhanded troll efficiently and effectively!

Use our SPECIALLY FORMULATED black ink pen to write his or her name on our HIGH QUALITY black paper. This blacklist can last a lifetime!!*

The beauty of this blacklist is ...
December 10, 2004 by Ravenblack
Disclaimer: I think the only people who will be offended by this are the drama queens. For the rest of you, because of my many experiences in web communities, I am able to come up with this guide for all ye who want to play drama queen. It is important to note that I am not saying that people who do the stuff in this article are definetly drama queens but if you want to play drama queen, this is probably the way to do it.


Point zero: make sure to choose a nick that gives people an idea or...
December 10, 2004 by Ravenblack
Disclaimer: I think the only people who will be offended by this are the drama queens. For the rest of you, because of my many experiences in web communities, I am able to come up with this guide for all ye who want to play drama queen. It is important to note that I am not saying that people who do the stuff in this article are definetly drama queens but if you want to play drama queen, this is probably the way to do it.


Point zero: make sure to choose a nick that gives people an idea or...
November 29, 2004 by Ravenblack
I hate you and everything about you. Not because of the color of your skin - I would hate you even if you are the exact same shade as me. Not because you are rich or poor - I would hate you either way. Not because of your religion, because I have no say on what a man chooses to believe. Not because you are thin or fat, since size doesn't matter. Not because you are smart or stupid, although I'm more to incline to think that the latter truly describes you. I hate you because you are you. The wo...
November 29, 2004 by Ravenblack
I hate you and everything about you. Not because of the color of your skin - I would hate you even if you are the exact same shade as me. Not because you are rich or poor - I would hate you either way. Not because of your religion, because I have no say on what a man chooses to believe. Not because you are thin or fat, since size doesn't matter. Not because you are smart or stupid, although I'm more to incline to think that the latter truly describes you. I hate you because you are you. The wo...
August 25, 2004 by Ravenblack
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August 25, 2004 by Ravenblack
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!

Tired of getting burned? Topic slipping out of your hands? Don't know how many more hits you can take?

Introducing The Flame-Retardant Suit! The only suit you'll ever need to wear when travelling the rough and unpreditable uncharted cyberspace terrain known as the Internet Forum!

Components of the Flame Retardant Suit

Flame resistant Helmet of hard headness - resist hard knocks to your logic centre. They are coming down on you, so you'd better watch your...